i could say i like you but then i'd just be a liar

myfriendscallmemaury:

uberfaenatic:

starkinglyhandsome:

cloudyobsession:

yourlocalpsychopath:

randomthingieshere:

abbysrwk:

paradoxsocks:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

gallifreyanprincess:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

pizzaforpresident:

why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

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like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

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England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

1 week ago (853135) via rosayydeee
Anonymous ask: Ugh I miss you. It's been a long time and I'm afraid to text you because I always thought you hated me.. -F

what… who are you haha

1 month ago (7232) via poakiee
at four a.m.
birds: *tweet tweet* *chirp chirp*
me: chill
1 month ago (27142) via scapia

feat:

do you ever imagine what it would be like to be invisible and scare every person you dislike 

lilgremlingirl:

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

1 month ago (1053099) via cathyngvyen

paxamgays:

2014 is really great

1 month ago (148106) via wolfwisp

trencly:

Teacher: Can I see your homework?
Me: Haha no way loser do your own

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thymegatampon:

im so awful

1 month ago (222381) via rosayydeee

schrodingers-tribble:

notyour-sidekick:

deerpong:

there’s something very satisfying about buying office supplies but I’m not quite sure how to explain that feeling

the illusion of productivity

that’s it that’s the feeling

Anonymous ask: what's your technique for fingering ?

eatpussylivehappy:

pussy poppin hidden 2 fingers no jutsu

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