having only 2 friends in class you have to pair up with and they choose eachother
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"I still love the people I’ve loved, even if I cross the street to avoid them."
Uma Thurman (via dulcetdecember)(Source: thelittleyellowdiary, via thechickenliver)
when i see really attractive people i just laugh because i know if we lived in the aztec culture they’d be sacrificed to the gods for their beauty
That’s a very strange way of coping with not being really attractive.
(Source: buthere-thereisnolight, via onlyindreamland)
I think it’s universally well known that the saddest part of everyone’s childhood was when Chuckie Finster didn’t have a mom to dance with
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baby sloths taking a bath.
highlights include: squeaking, flower-eating
oh my god
they hang the sloths up to dry
(Source: jegeren, via perks-of-being-a-gayflower)
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
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