According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you’re actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams. Me PersonalTumblr (3.0; @myretard)http://myretard.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5446b3cf8711aedd4bc0bb4ce747e9b3/tumblr_mmhavigNbo1qb3hn4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://myretard.tumblr.com/post/51186365853http://myretard.tumblr.com/post/51186365853Thu, 23 May 2013 20:18:15 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ed02af92ca22d1514808df7c496ed80a/tumblr_mg50k4nL5w1rj8ycdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://myretard.tumblr.com/post/51184628003http://myretard.tumblr.com/post/51184628003Thu, 23 May 2013 19:54:18 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5dc5d36c4932886cdfb48718e3fddd20/tumblr_mk7b7z70841s9ov6bo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://myretard.tumblr.com/post/51184622670http://myretard.tumblr.com/post/51184622670Thu, 23 May 2013 19:54:13 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/684e339a0cbe8e864a50dbbfa21fbe63/tumblr_mgbb5d0kEP1r9ouy2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://myretard.tumblr.com/post/51183896780http://myretard.tumblr.com/post/51183896780Thu, 23 May 2013 19:44:08 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1ccc4db299eea55e189b8263875108b7/tumblr_mloanxWDJ61qgf0w3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://myretard.tumblr.com/post/51183762206http://myretard.tumblr.com/post/51183762206Thu, 23 May 2013 19:42:13 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mba9xgj69U1rqv4s9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://myretard.tumblr.com/post/51183638482http://myretard.tumblr.com/post/51183638482Thu, 23 May 2013 19:40:29 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2sfkrX8U41qi9wp8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://myretard.tumblr.com/post/51183581887http://myretard.tumblr.com/post/51183581887Thu, 23 May 2013 19:39:40 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/72913ea615ea24dace14f29af26a66be/tumblr_mk5noicrBK1raruxxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://myretard.tumblr.com/post/51183568608http://myretard.tumblr.com/post/51183568608Thu, 23 May 2013 19:39:29 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9b49b01702a359bfacd418b4839d7f3c/tumblr_mkftsumdbU1r0u037o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://myretard.tumblr.com/post/51183557790http://myretard.tumblr.com/post/51183557790Thu, 23 May 2013 19:39:19 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyd3nlko3w1r9d687o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://myretard.tumblr.com/post/51169815145http://myretard.tumblr.com/post/51169815145Thu, 23 May 2013 16:30:58 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://googlehomie.tumblr.com/post/48831265373/youre-gonna-regret-not-dating-me-after-i-get-hot" target="_blank">googlehomie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>you’re gonna regret not dating me after I get hot</p> </blockquote>http://myretard.tumblr.com/post/51169668263http://myretard.tumblr.com/post/51169668263Thu, 23 May 2013 16:29:01 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://br000t.tumblr.com/post/42720804467/se4h4ven-toxic-ponies-how-are-middle" target="_blank">br000t</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://se4h4ven.tumblr.com/post/42720545877/toxic-ponies-how-are-middle-schoolers-sexually" target="_blank">se4h4ven</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://toxic-ponies.tumblr.com/post/42703654815/how-are-middle-schoolers-sexually-active-i-wasnt" target="_blank">toxic-ponies</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m still not socially active </p> </blockquote> <p>I’m not even active</p> </blockquote>http://myretard.tumblr.com/post/51128556501http://myretard.tumblr.com/post/51128556501Thu, 23 May 2013 00:45:35 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d620d57d65aa5e93807f61fe0b883605/tumblr_mmf297xbJg1r7pqrpo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a332d2384d8fadb30508a295371935fb/tumblr_mmf297xbJg1r7pqrpo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/266bb15cd13726ba720ce894f3611496/tumblr_mmf297xbJg1r7pqrpo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d8d86101463736f9f1ddabbf3b3bdc51/tumblr_mmf297xbJg1r7pqrpo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3a4b8154f9a7e25356c046a91b74dbbc/tumblr_mmf297xbJg1r7pqrpo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://myretard.tumblr.com/post/51128426311http://myretard.tumblr.com/post/51128426311Thu, 23 May 2013 00:43:15 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://namestooshort.tumblr.com/post/51119651617/treeeena-jwisser-thepasta-nerada" target="_blank">namestooshort</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://treeeena.tumblr.com/post/51119307629/jwisser-thepasta-nerada-vvrathia-the" target="_blank">treeeena</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ephemera.wisser.me/post/47659573704" target="_blank">jwisser</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thepasta-nerada.tumblr.com/post/47081317391/vvrathia-the-sexual-tension-when-u-and-ur-crush" target="_blank">thepasta-nerada</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vvrathia.tumblr.com/post/47053701228/the-sexual-tension-when-u-and-ur-crush-are-online" target="_blank">vvrathia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot</p> </blockquote> <p>and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like</p> </blockquote> <p>This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.</p> </blockquote> <p>LMAOOOOO</p> </blockquote> <div>YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUE DAT</div> </blockquote>http://myretard.tumblr.com/post/51122902839http://myretard.tumblr.com/post/51122902839Wed, 22 May 2013 23:17:29 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ronaldreagay.tumblr.com/post/51112075686/started-from-the-bottom-and-ive-managed-to-get" target="_blank">ronaldreagay</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>started from the bottom and i’ve managed to get worse</p> </blockquote>http://myretard.tumblr.com/post/51122799143http://myretard.tumblr.com/post/51122799143Wed, 22 May 2013 23:16:03 -0400http://myretard.tumblr.com/post/51121517294http://myretard.tumblr.com/post/51121517294Wed, 22 May 2013 22:58:49 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6e3f4c2d131154eca4ddd85c19cf2289/tumblr_mfjpc3zRWf1qieq9mo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://myretard.tumblr.com/post/51121368393http://myretard.tumblr.com/post/51121368393Wed, 22 May 2013 22:56:51 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/416030f8894d583d5b7544eefde2f084/tumblr_mmfu027v5V1s0x2cco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://myretard.tumblr.com/post/51099488856http://myretard.tumblr.com/post/51099488856Wed, 22 May 2013 18:12:44 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8eb3bd5ad56b19ee85e3463c7cff9fb9/tumblr_mlqfhsvY3o1qarksao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://myretard.tumblr.com/post/51099214862http://myretard.tumblr.com/post/51099214862Wed, 22 May 2013 18:09:04 -0400white guys omfg!!!<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c4f1fd12c247becc21b32a113470c83b/tumblr_mn6dkvkK7b1qinybmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>isaac with glasses.</p>http://myretard.tumblr.com/post/51032735223http://myretard.tumblr.com/post/51032735223Tue, 21 May 2013 21:02:55 -0400